Scheduled for a Beating

So I've been renting from Netflix for a couple of years now. I am constantly impressed by the depth of their collection, renting truely awful movies such as Murdercylce (i'm very suprised the MST3000 people never had a go at that gem). There are some amazing sounding bad movies that i've not yet been able to rent (they're in the 200's in my gigantic queue) one of which is called Teenage Space Vampires or something to that effect. You wouldn't even notice unless you examined very closely, but the Movie is rated 'PG--For mild alien vampire violence.' For some reason, that just cracks me up.

So who is the guy that writes all that stuff? Has he written every write-up for every Netflix movie? He would have to have watched at least a couple of minutes of every movie to include bonus features and screen measurements, transfer information, and all that other movie nerd stuff listed along the right side of the Netflix page. Is it just one guy? And has a pulled a fast one one the company by putting something funny in the listing for a movie that maybe only 20 people will ever see? It would be extra funny if he has.

Current Listen--Alice in Chains. S/T